Times have changed. I just received word that I'll have to wear a helmet while standing on the bench, helping coach my son's Mites. I'm thinking of going with an Stan Mikita bubble helmet.
Side note: I'm going to Morton's Steakhouse tonight for my wedding anniversary and I'm planning on bringing a camera so I can post a picture of the enormous steak I will order. I've been fasting since 7:30 AM in anticipation and have made arrangements to take out a 2nd mortgage to cover the bill.
Update 9/24/06: Forgot the camera. Had a New York Strip the size of Luxumberg.