With apologies to Bat-Girl, I now present a Wild Puck Banter re-creation of Gaborik's 1st goal against the Red Wings from Tuesday:
Pascual Dupuis took a pass from Brent Burns in the corner and quickly scanned the rink surface. He then fed a streaking Marian Gaborik in the slot.
Marian took the pass, looked up at some 5th string Red Wing goalie, and rifled the the puck into the lower blocker side. Goal at 0:32 of the first period.
Wake me up when the regular season begins please.