Letters from Readers

In what may become a regular feature here, I present this week's letters:

Letter #1:

Dear WPB, I'm growing increasingly frustrated with Marian Gaborik's groin. Every time this team seems like it's headed in the right direction it gets pulled. Can anything be done?

-Frustrated in Fergus Falls

Dear Frustrated:

I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that the Wild trainers should look into performing some sort of Tommy John surgery on Marian. Maybe take a piece of ligament from his arm and transplant in the groin area. You could even start calling it "The Marian Gaborik" surgery.

Letter #2:

Dear WPB, I enjoy your blog and find your hockey knowledge fascinating, but I think you spend too much time talking about various snack foods. Maybe if you spent less time eating burritos you wouldn't fall asleep during the late West coast games.

-Harried in Hugo

Dear Harried:

You bring up a good point about burritos. They're a perfect hockey-watching food and should be enjoyed on a regular basis. Wash them down with an ice-cold Sam Adams and you're all set.