What has happened to the self-proclaimed Hockeytown USA? Every time I tune into a Wings game I see scores of empty seats, many near ice level. Maybe everyone's using the restrooms or something. Or maybe the charm of having a winning hockey team has worn off a bit. Or it could be bad traffic. Or maybe, just maybe, Detroit isn't the hockey hotbed it claims to be. I bet if you put a mediocre, trap-happy defensive team in the motor city no one would show up. In Minnesota we love boring, sometimes mediocre hockey...well, sometimes at least.