Zdeno

You know when you're a pretty serious hockey fan when you attend your son's soccer game and announce to the crowd of parents on the sideline that the really big kid playing defense for the other team is "The Zdeno Chara of Centerville." Everyone sort of turns around, looks at you with strange looks and then turns back to watch the game, thinking "What the hell is a Zdeno Chara and why has Devin's dad been drinking again?"