Saturday, June 28, 2008

Pretend I'm Doug

Ok, let's pretend I'm Doug Risebrough. After going to America's Best for new glasses, I'd make serious attempts to sign the following free agents:

1. Ryan Malone ~ tough nosed forward would be a perfect fit, but might be too expensive. Worth a shot at around $4.5m per year.

2. Kristian Huselius ~ he'd take the spot left by Pavol. Offer him $4.5m also.

3. Mike Commodore ~ yes, I know he's a Fighting Sioux, but sometimes we have to sleep with the enemy in order to succeed. Would add some much-needed grit to the back line. Offer $2.5m.

4. John-Michael Liles ~ a puck-moving defenseman? We haven't seen that on a regular basis since..., well since..., you get my point. $4.0m.

5. Foppa ~ just dreaming here. Throw him a $4.0m offer and see if he bites. The day this happens is the day I start learning Swedish.

Let's see what happens July 1st. My best guess is that they'll make a run at Malone, lose out because he's too expensive and they'll settle for Andrew Brunette.

2 comments:

Tapeleg said...

Sorry about Commodore, because I'm hoping the Avalanche pick him up. One of my favorite underrated defensemen.

Anonymous said...

Love the black background. When are you coming over with the six pack of Hamms and mowing my lawn?