Despite the current standings, I still truly believe your team will not finish at the top of the Northwest Division. Here are my Top 10 reasons why:
1. Your team sucks.
2. Luongo's injury will keep him out longer than expected, and even when he comes back he won't the same goalie he was before.
3. Gaborik's coming back, and he's coming back soon.
4. Jacques Friggin' Lemaire and his wicked defensive system.
5. OUR Vezina candidate, Nicklas Backstrom.
6. I still don't like your new jerseys.
7. Alain Vignault is not a wartime consigliere.
8. Mikko Koivu > The Sedin Twins.
9. Your team sucks. (Yes, I'm running out of reasons)
10. Our team is better.
Ok, so there aren't a whole bunch of real reasons why I think this, but I do believe it.
5 comments:
You tell 'em, Bulldog.
Even if Luongo gets back to the level he once was is still a sub-par goalie. I'm still amazed a team would actually trade for him.
Also add to the list (assume it's more of a Top 13):
11. Your regular uniforms stink
12. Your third jersey stinks
13. You are unquestionably the worst team in Canada.
Crap, you already had about the new jerseys. So ignore my #12 or #13, depending on which new jerseys you were talking about.
that's the silliest list i have ever seen in my life. And the least thought-out, too. How did you precious Wild do tonight against the Ducks?
Hey guess what? They lost again.
Jacques Lemaire can preach defense all he wants, but when your team can't score more than 2 goals a game, you aint gonna win much.
Oh, and the Canucks won 5-3 tonight. That's 5 goals for, something the Wild don't know much about.
N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk
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