The Wild will beat the Canucks tonight. That much is apparent to me now after eating some chinese food. The fortune cookie read, and I quote, "You will be greatly pleased with tonight's events."
I can only think of two things that would "greatly please" me tonight: (1) watching a televised "Little People, Big World" vs. "Jon and Kate Plus 8" cage match and (2) a Wild victory. And I just checked the T.V. Guide and #1 isn't scheduled, so that's out.