After countless hours reviewing film, I think I've finally come up with a reason why the Minnesota Wild don't have much (ok, any) success in the playoffs: it's that blonde chick that always sits behind the home bench. Since she started sitting there many years ago, the Wild have had only one successful playoff run. Could she be the Wild's version of the Wrigley Billy Goat Curse?
The picture above was snapped while she was alledgedly reciting some sort of incantation against my favorite hockey team. Why hasn't anyone noticied this before? It's high time she moved her seats to behind the visitor's bench.
5:33pm UPDATE: She has been a frequent topic of discussion on various Wild boards before, but this is the first time she's been linked with witchcraft. I like to think of her as a cross between Meredith Baxter-Birney and Shannen Doherty from the Charmed years.
4 comments:
you don't make it cause you suck
She's been a topic of conversation for years on Wild.com & HF message boards...
Oh & to "Anonymous", clever...
1:4 odds "Anonymous" is a Canucks fan.
Wifey and I noticed she has been missing this year, but didn't draw the connection. I believe you've discovered the root cause.
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