With the Wild in Calgary tonight (I'll be watching the game from the Chipotle Basement) I thought this would be the perfect time to another edition of "Fake Letters to the Editor".
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Dear WPB,
In your estimation, which Sunday comic strip character most closely looks like Wild winger Pierre-Marc Bouchard?
-C. Schultz, St. Paul.
DEAR C: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT LATELY, AND HE IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THE ADULT VERSION OF P.J. FROM THE FAMILY CIRCUS.
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Dear WPB,
I've got a hankering for a blog about life in Coon Rapids, Minnesota. Any ideas?
-A. Cooper, NY.
DEAR A: TAKE A GANDER AT "LIFE IN THE CR"...IT SHOWS A LOT OF PROMISE.
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Dear WPB,
Any thoughts about Josh Harding's good play of late? Should a highly-compensated Finnish goaltender be concerned about his future with the team?
-N. Backstrom, St. Paul.
DEAR N: I LOVE HARDING'S PLAY LATELY; HE'S SHOWING HE CAN BE A #1 NETMINDER IN THE NHL. I SAY PLAY HIM AND BACKSTROM EQUALLY UNTIL FEBRUARY, TRADE BACKSTROM FOR A TOUGH DEFENSEMAN AND SIGN HARDS TO AN AFFORDABLE EXTENSION.
Dear WPB,
In your estimation, which Sunday comic strip character most closely looks like Wild winger Pierre-Marc Bouchard?
-C. Schultz, St. Paul.
DEAR C: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT LATELY, AND HE IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THE ADULT VERSION OF P.J. FROM THE FAMILY CIRCUS.
*****
Dear WPB,
I've got a hankering for a blog about life in Coon Rapids, Minnesota. Any ideas?
-A. Cooper, NY.
DEAR A: TAKE A GANDER AT "LIFE IN THE CR"...IT SHOWS A LOT OF PROMISE.
*****
Dear WPB,
Any thoughts about Josh Harding's good play of late? Should a highly-compensated Finnish goaltender be concerned about his future with the team?
-N. Backstrom, St. Paul.
DEAR N: I LOVE HARDING'S PLAY LATELY; HE'S SHOWING HE CAN BE A #1 NETMINDER IN THE NHL. I SAY PLAY HIM AND BACKSTROM EQUALLY UNTIL FEBRUARY, TRADE BACKSTROM FOR A TOUGH DEFENSEMAN AND SIGN HARDS TO AN AFFORDABLE EXTENSION.
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