Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Captain Obvious

To state that "Wild forward Dany Heatley needs to score more" is akin to the following statements:

1. The Sun needs to come up tomorrow morning if we're going to be able to sustain life on Earth.
2. Boy, I sure hope gravity works tomorrow when I'm driving to work.
3. A cold beer would taste good right now.

And while I do like the fact that the local newspapers are covering hockey, I'd like it so much more if anyone outside of Mike Russo would tackle a real hockey topic. For example, what Lou Nanne thought Brian Lawton had that Steve Yzerman didn't.(*) That still bothers me.

(*) Someday I'll post my argument here that Lou Nanne, by way of poor drafting, was responsible for the North Stars leaving.

2 comments:

Juston said...

Who's rooting for gravity when driving to work? I want flying cars!

Bloggy Boy said...

Ahhhh.....beer....!!!